Man, Boss, Subordinate, and Schizophrenia

Man, Boss, Subordinate, and Schizophrenia

The Man woke up in the middle of the day and asked himself the question: “why?”… This question was immediately picked up by his inner Subordinate, and asked again: “for what?”… the Inner Boss thought about it…

The Boss reflects on the global, draws up an action plan, and goes down to the local, right up to making a to-do list for today. With a satisfied look, he passes everything on to a Subordinate for implementation.

The Subordinate begins to carry out the plan, and sees the first item is “preparation of documents”, which requires four hours of hard work without distractions.

Then the Man remembers that the dishes are not washed, the apartment is not cleaned, I want to eat, the tea is already boiling, and in general YouTube will not look at itself.

As soon as the Man twitched, the Boss immediately noticed: “where did you go?!!… go work!”

The Subordinate agrees and starts obediently doing everything.…

Half an hour later, the Boss receives an important phone call.

The Subordinate gets annoyed: “why are you distracting me here!”

The Boss calmed the Subordinate down and picked up the phone… the Customer is worried, very important changes are taking place in the world! We urgently need to think about everything and adjust the action plan.

The Subordinate realizes with annoyance that everything will have to be redone again…

The Man enthusiastically: “So, have worked, let’s go eat?”

© Vasiliy Deynega, 07 June 2020

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